I Killed A Squirrel Once With A

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Ellen Barkin, Your Upcoming Tv Show ‘the New Normal’ Premiers On September 11th. September 11th, That Sounds About Right. Every Clip I’ve Seen Feels Like I’m Watching A Third Tower Collapse.

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In Comedy, I Hate That Cop-out Where You Say, "just Kidding." I Know You're Just Kidding. Don't Insult My Intelligence By Spelling It Out For Me That Much.

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