I Keep Renaming My Motives, But Continue

As A Comforter, Philosophy Cannot Compete With A Good Dinner.

As Every Cockroach Knows, Thriving On Poisons Is The Secret Of Success.

Infallibility And Invincible Ignorance Are The Same Thing.

Vicarious Living Is Only Slightly Less Impossible Than Vicarious Eating.

Good Manners Protect The Privileged, But Leave The Unprivileged More Vulnerable.