I Just Think Everyone Needs Their Own

Put Me On Solid Ground And I'll Start Tapping! At My Age They Say To Keep Moving.

I've Won Several Emmys, A Tony And A Grammy So Maybe Somebody Will Let Me Have An Oscar, And Then I'll Have A Full Set.

Only Funny Line I've Had Was My First Day On The Set Of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. They Were Making Me Up, And I Saw The Director Call The Makeup Man Over, And He Says "what Are We Going To Do About The Hooter?" And The Makeup Guy Said, "i'm Not A Plastic Surgeon." So I Started That Show With A Big Nose, And Quite Conscious Of It.

I've Been Talking About Retiring For Years. It's My Standard Answer To The Question, 'what Are Your Future Plans?' The Truth Is, I'll Always Want To Do Things That Are Worthwhile Or Fun.

But Once We Got On The Air, Everybody Except Morey Amsterdam Pretty Much Stuck To The Script.