I Just Got Pinned By A Freakin'

Im In Professional Wrestling, Which Is What I Do For A Living. I Coordinate Stunts. I Memorize Them.

Join Me In Olympic Heros For Abstinence. The Best Sex Is No Sex.

If Your Olympic Hero Were To Use The Worm In The 1996 Olympic Games, It Would Be So Embarassing To All The Other Atheletes - And Our Country, Mind You- That The Usa Would Have Finished Behind Guam.

You Want Me In The Ring? Now I Know You've Been Drinking

You Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.