I Just Gave My Cat A Bath.

It's Not What You Know, It's What You Think You Know.

There's No Better Way To Learn Something Than To Learn It In Front Of An Audience. Your Terror Drives You.

I'm Trying To Think Of Other Ones. Oh, Yeah, I'd Say - Somebody Would Buy Something And We'd Say, And Because You Are Our Hundredth Customer Today, You Get A Free Paperback.

I Believe Ronald Reagan Can Make This Country What It Once Was... An Arctic Region Covered With Ice.

Before You Criticize A Man, Walk A Mile In His Shoes. That Way, When You Do Criticize Him, You'll Be A Mile Away And Have His Shoes.