I Hoped I Wasn't Blushing. It Was

You Are One Freaking Awesome Baboon.

Back In Khufu's Day I Knew A Magician Who Parted The Nile Just So He Could Climb To The Bottom And Retrieve A Girl's Necklace. Then There Was That Israelite Fellow, Mickey." "moses?" "yeah, Him.

I Play Dodgeball With Cannibals (chapter 2)

She'd Secretly Had A Crush On Him Since They Were Twelve Years Old. Last Summer, She'd Fallen For Him Hard.

Five Syllables," Apollo Said, Counting Them On His Fingers. "that Would Be Real Bad.