I Honestly Can't Ever Imagine Retiring Because

We Have Hated The French For Years. Now You Have Just Joined The Club. It Makes You Much More Likable.

My Heart, My Lungs, My Blood - They've All Been Checked. I Remember One Of The Doctors Almost Being Disappointed When He Showed Me The Results Because He Couldn't Wait To Tell Me What Smoking Was Doing To Me. But There Was Nothing There.

The Object Of This Competition Is Not To Be Mean To The Losers But To Find A Winner. The Process Makes You Mean Because You Get Frustrated. Kids Turn Up Unrehearsed, Wearing The Wrong Clothes, Singing Out Of Tune And You Can Either Say, "good Job" And Patronize Them Or Tell Them The Truth, And Sometimes The Truth Is Perceived As Mean.

It Simply Works. You Do It Twice A Year. Who Cares? And It Balances My Smoking And Drinking.

They Understand What Their Market Is And Who They Should Be Selling Records To, And Most Importantly, They Know The Kind Of Artist That They Want To Be, But They Have To Do It Themselves. You Don't Want A 13-year-old Singing Some Awful Song From A Musical.