I Haven't A Clue Why I've Lasted

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.

If You Can Give It, I Can Take It 'cause If This Heart Is Gonna Break It's Gonna Take A Lot To Break It I Know Tonight, Somebody's Gonna Win The Fight So If You're So Tough, Come On And Prove It Your Heart Is Down For The Count And You Know You're Gonna Lose It Tonight You're Gonna Go Down In Flames Just Like Jesse James

I Only Answer To Two People, Myself And God.

Don't Take Your Toys Inside Just Because It's Raining.

It's My Body And If I Want To Do It Like Michael Jackson, I Will. My Nose Bothered Me For A Long Time. Now It's Smaller And I'm Happy. If I Wanna Put My Tits On My Back, They're Mine!