I Have Two Kinds Of Facebook Friends:

They Like Their Coffee Like They Like Their Ex-boyfriends: Bitter.

I'm Not Saying That Everything Is Survivable. Just That Everything Except The Last Thing Is.

If My Public Existence Does Anything Worthwhile, Hopefully It At Least Demystifies The Author A Bit, Because I Know When I Was Younger I Felt Like Authors Were Like Wizards Or Something. Turns Out They're Total Muggles.

Dad Had A Sign Of His Own. My Beautiful Family, It Read, And Then Underneath That (and Gus).

I Just Want To Fly Under The Radar, Because When You Start To Make Yourself Into A Big Deal, That's When You Get Shot Down.