I Have To Have My Coffee. I

I'm Very Budget-minded Myself, And It Serves Me Well.

Go To Lord & Taylor On Fifth Avenue, I Think It's The Eighth Floor, And It's Just A Department Called 'woman.' It's Rather Devastating. You've Never Seen Such Hideous Clothes In Your Entire Life. I Mean, It's Simply Appalling. Thank God There Are No Windows On That Floor, Because If I Were A Size 18, I'd Throw Myself Right Out The Window [after Seeing Those Clothes]. It's Insulting What These Designers Do To These Women.

A Couple Of Things For The Not-so-diminutive Man: Avoid Any Prints That Are Large Scale, Because You Will Look Like The Print Is Wearing You, As Opposed To You Wearing The Print.

I'm Much More Of A Leo Than I Am A Cancer.

But If Fashion Were Easy, Wouldn't Everybody Look Great ?