I Have To Be Myself, I Can't

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The Most Annoying Person On The Bbc Is Russell Brand, I've Actually Been Close Up To That Boy. He Smells Like When You Mix Garlic With Coffee And Alcohol. I'm Just Saying When You Get Close To Him, He Could Do With A Bit Of Sure For Men, He Stinks.

There's Enough Music In The World. There Are Enough Rock Stars.

Gone Are The Days When Virgin Records Was Owned By Richard Branson, A Fan Of Music. Now They're All Owned By Some Guy Who Bought It Off Some Guy Who Bought It Off Some Guy Who Wants A Return On His Investment.