I Have Three Phobias ...: I Hate

[on Being Asked In Her Later Years If She Were Tallulah:] I'm What's Left Of Her, Dahling.

Going Down On A Woman Gives Me A Stiff Neck, Going Down On A Man Gives Me Lockjaw And Conventional Sex Gives Me Claustrophobia.

I'll Come And Make Love To You At Five O'clock. If I'm Late, Start Without Me.

Don't Be Taken In By The Guff That Critics Are Killing The Theater. Commonly They Sin On The Side Of Enthusiasm. Too Often They Give Their Blessing To Trash.

I've Been Called Many Things, But Never An Intellectual.