I Have The Audience I Deserve. Or

I Guess I Was About 15. I Wore Glasses At The Time, And I Remember [first Girlfriend] Sitting On The Floor At A Party, One Of Those School Parties Where Everyone Is Getting Off With Each Other. I Remember Her Taking My Glasses Off And Saying Something Very Complimentary About My Eyes Or Whatever, And I Was Just So Pissed Off Because I Was Convinced She Was Taking The Piss Out Of Me.

I've Been Very Well Remunerated For My Talents Over The Years So I Really Don't Need The Public's Money.

When You Shake You Ass, They Notice Fast. And Some Mistakes Were Built To Last.

I Think My Idea Of A Perfect Romance Is When Two People Really Belong To Each Other.

I Don't Want To Look At Other People My Age In Leather. Why Would I Put It On?