I Have The Ability, Occasionally, Of Being

I Rarely Cry. I Save My Feelings Up Inside Me Like I Have Something More Specific In Mind For Them. I Am Waiting For The Exact Perfect Situationand Then Boom! I'll Explode In A Light Show Of Feeling And Emotion - A Pinata Stuffed With Tender Nuances And Pent-up Passions

Saying You're An Alcoholic And An Addict Is Like Saying You're From Los Angeles And From California.

Happy Is One Of The Many Things I'm Likely To Be Over The Course Of A Day And Certainly Over The Course Of A Lifetime. But I Think If You Have The Expectation That You're Going To Be Happy Throughout Your Life--more To The Point, If You Have A Need To Be Comfortable All The Time--well, Among Other Things, You Have The Makings Of A Classic Drug Addict Or Alcoholic.

There Are Two Things That I Know For Certain Guys Are Good For: Pushing Swings And Killing Insects.

Running For Office Is The Least Aerobic Of The Socially Interactive Sports.