I Have People Printing That I Have.

All I've Ever Wanted To Do Was Be A Great Dad, And Yet There's No Stopping This Existential Mirror That's Held Up To Yourself When You're About To Have A Kid.

I Usually Save These Answers [on The Institution Of Marriage] For My Barbara Walters Special, But She Didn't Call So I've Never Been Engaged, Despite Popular Belief.

I've Always Loved Those Movies Where Somebody Thinks They Want Something, And Then They Realize That The Thing They Really Want Is Right In Front Of Them.

As Far As Ken Kwapis Saying All Those Things, I Think He Just Really Wanted Me In The Movie So He Probably Told Warner Brothers, 'don't Worry, Jimmy Stewart? Gary Cooper? Who Else Do You Like?' If They'd Said They Were Huge Chris Farley Fans, He's Like, 'he Can Do That, Too. He's A Huge Physical Comedian.' But No, That's Really Nice To Hear.

I Didn't Go To The Special Screening On A Spaceship Where Everybody Goes To Have Their Special Screenings...everybody Knows That's What Happens In Hollywood.