I Have No Ambitions Beyond Being Comfortable

Look, There Is Nothing You Can Say About This Show That I Don't Already Know

A New Restaurant Here In Southern California Requires Women To Wear High Heels. I'm Outraged! This Is Sexist! Why Just The Women?

I Became A Terrible Drunk Or Alcoholic - Or A Good One Depending On Your Point Of View.

I Have A Beard. Just Not On My Face.

I've Got Mixed Feelings About Poetry Cause Done Well Poetry Is Fantastic. But Not Many People Are Capable Of Doing It Well. I Think You Should Have Some Kind Of License To Perform Poetry. A Poetic License Perhaps.