I Have Male Fans, But I'm Persuading

I Need To Learn How To Start Saying No. Like When Someone Says ‘please Stop Choking Me.’

I Am Beginning To Know What It Feels Like To Be A Woman. To Have People Looking At You All The Time. And I'm Sorry Ladies, I Had No Idea! But People Are Looking At Me All The Time. It's Like I Have Musical Boobies!

I'm Pretty Good At Taking Accountability Now, And I Never Did Anything To Deserve That. It Was A Really Lousy Thing For Her To Do.

The Minute Hand Moves Faster Than You Think It Does.

High School Is Like A Spork: It's A Crappy Spoon And A Crappy Fork, So In The End It's Just Plain Useless.