I Have Lived My Whole Life On

As Is Well Know, I, Ah..regard Myself As A Religious Man, Yet I Belong To No Church. I'm An Able Soldier Yet I Abhor Armies. I Can Even Add That I've Been Introduced To Hundreds Of Women But Never Married. In Other Words No One's Ever Talked Me Into Anything.

Another Plague Upon The Land, As Devastating As The Locusts God Loosed On The Egyptians, Is 'political Correctness.'

You Have To Be Very Careful To View Yourself With A Somewhat Skeptical Eye And To Remember That You're Not Here Taking Down Everything I'm Saying Because You Think I'm Such A Marvelous Fellow But Because Your Editors Say Go Get 1,200 Words Or Whatever On Chuck Heston.

Maybe It's Good If God Gives You Something To Think About Every So Often.

The Internet Is For Lonely People. People Should Live.