I Have Lived My Life In A

It's Important To Me That I Look Good On Television Because, Let's Face It, I'm Single, And You Want Somebody To Watch The Show And Fall In Love With You

It's Okay To Be A Fat Man. It's Prestige And Power And All Of That. But Fat Women Are Seen As Just Lazy And Stupid And Having No Self-control.

The Character I Play Is A Wonderful Compilation Of Things I Hate About Myself And Things I Love About Myself And Things That I've Invented To Make Her Even More Interesting Than Me.

One Of My Earliest Memories Is Of My Father Carrying Me In One Arm With A Picket Sign In The Other.

In My Fantasies, I Always Wanted To Play The Ingenue, But In Reality, In My Bones, I Am So Used To Playing The Grandmother That I Don't Feel Safe Or Even Sure That I Can Do It