I Have 3 Kids And A Cat

I Can Make Going To The Dry-cleaners Last An Entire Day, And The Dry Cleaners Might Be 150 Yards From My Front Door. You Might Find It Hard To Believe, But I Am Bone-idle Lazy.

The Fate Of The African Continent Does Not F-ing Depend On A Load Of F-ing Musicians In Hyde Park Singing F-ing S-t Songs To Kids.

Maybe The Songs That We Sing Are Wrong, Maybe The Dreams That We Dream Are Gone, So Bring It On Home And It Won't Be Long, It's Getting Better Man!

I'm Embarrassed When I See Brits Abroad; They Have Their Tops Off, Wear Flip Flops, And Shout At The Top Of Their Voices.

When I Was 16 I'd Watch 'the Godfather,' But I Didn't Think, 'right, I'm Going To Go Down The Barber's And Get Some Protection Money Off Him.'