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As Anthony Said To Cleopatra As He Opened A Crate Of Ale: "oh, I Say, Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others, Some Girls' Mothers Are Bigger Than Other Girls' Mothers.

Not Everybody Is Absolutely Stupid. Why On Earth Would I Be Racist, What Would I Be Trying To Achieve?

Sing Your Life; Any Fool Can Think Of Words That Rhyme.

Age Gives You A Great Sense Of Proportion. You Can Be Very Hard On Yourself When You're Younger But Now I Just Think 'well Everybody's Absolutely Mad And I'm Doing Quite Well'.

I Think I'm A Realist. Which People Who Don't Like Me Consider To Be Pessimism. It Isn't Pessimism At All. If I Was A Pessimist I Wouldn't Get Up, I Wouldn't Shave, I Wouldn't Watch Batman At 7:30 A.m. Pessimists Just Don't Do That Sort Of Thing.