I Have Always Idolized Eccentric People.

Shakira's Music Isn't My Cup Of Tea, But The Way She Moves Her Hips Reminds Me Of The Feeling You Get When You Climb The Gym Pole.

Men Have A Lot Less To Write About, Unless You're Somebody Like Tom Waits Or John Lennon. And The Female Voice Is Much More Suited To Melody. Men Have This Barky Thing - We're Domesticated Apes With A Microphone.

There Is No End In Creativity. Hence, To Strive Towards An End Result Is A Fool's Errand. Set Goals, Make Music And Paint Pictures, But Know That The Crux Of Your Happiness Balances Delicately On The Wings Of The Act Of Creativity Itself. Not At The Finish Line.

I Follow A Dairy-free And Gluten-free Diet, Which Can Be Challenging In Some Places.

Britney Spears. Because She's A Girl, I Wouldn't Smack Her - I'd Lock Her In A Closet With Poisonous Spiders Or Something. Let Her Think About What She's Doing To The Youth Culture Of America.