I Have A Wonderfully Hedonistic Appetite, And

I Think It's Fascinating That I Receive Attention For What People Perceive To Be A Level Of Manliness Or Machismo, When Amongst My Family Of Farmers And Paramedics And Regular Americans, I'm Kind Of The Sissy In My Family.

Jobs That Require A Suit Upset Me. They Displease Me Much, As Our World Is Rife With Such Superficial Conformity.

I Always Had A Lot Of Confidence In My Work And The Unique Flavor I Like To Bring To My Characters, But You Know I'm Not A Huge Dreamer.

The World Is Split Into Two Halves: The Bacon, And The Bacon Eaters.

It's Hard To Swallow When People Say, "oh My God, You're A Master Of Something." I Say, "no, I'm Actually A Student Of That. I Could Turn You On To Websites For 25 Masters, And You'll Quickly See That I Am Their Disciple."