I Have A Soft Spot For Bad

I Did Five Seasons Of 'baywatch,' And I Did Four Seasons Of 'vip.' I've Been Around Awhile.

I Wanted To Retire From All That, But I Guess My Breasts Still Have A Career, And I'm Just Tagging Along With Them.

Confining Marine Animals To Tanks And Separating Them From Their Families And Their Natural Surroundings, Just So People Can Watch Them Swim In Endless Circles, Teaches Us Far More About Humans Than It Does About Animals - And The Lesson Is Not A Flattering One.

I've Been Married A Couple Of Times And Survived!

There's Never Going To Be A Great Misunderstanding Of Me. I Think I'm A Little Whacked.