I Have A Memory Like An Elephant.

Your Motivation Is Your Pay Packet On Friday. Now Get On With It.

Amanda: I Think Very Few People Are Completely Normal Really, Deep Down In Their Private Lives.

But Why, Oh Why, Do The Wrong People Travel, When The Right People Stay At Home?

Any Part Of The Piggy Is Quite All Right With Me Ham From Westphalia, Ham From Parma Ham As Lean As The Dalai Lama Ham From Virginia, Ham From York, Trotters Sausages, Hot Roast Pork. Crackling Crisp For My Teeth To Grind On Bacon With Or Without The Rind On Though Humanitarian I'm Not A Vegetarian. I'm Neither Crank Nor Prude Nor Prig And Though It May Sound Infra Dig Any Part Of The Darling Pig Is Perfectly Fine With Me.

To Know You Are Among People Whom You Love, And Who Love You – That Has Made All The Successes Wonderful, Much More Wonderful Than They'd Have Been Anyway.