I Have A Living Will And I

I Thought Unicorns Were More . . . Fluffy.

I Had A Deprived Childhood, You See. I Had Lots Of Other Kids To Play With And My Parents Bought Me Outdoor Toys And Refused To Ill-treat Me, So It Never Occurred To Me To Seek Solitary Consolation With A Good Book.

They Can Tak' Oour Lives But They Canna Tak' Oour Troousers!

I Dinna Trust Him," Said Slightly Mad Angus. "he Reads Books An' Such.

Tomorrow Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Our Lives.