I Have A Great Sense Of Humor,

The Pitfall Of What's Happening In The Media Is If You're Under Thirty, You Get Your News From The Internet And The Daily Show, And There's Not Much Discrimination Between What They Find On The Front Page Of The New York Times And What They Find On The Internet. That's Not A Bad Thing, In The Sense That People Don't Get Spoon - Fed Anymore.

I Still Want To Be The Candidate For Guys With Confederate Flags In Their Pickup Trucks.

I've Always Been Endorsed By The National Rifle Association.

I Think Most People... Would Be Glad To Pay The Same Taxes They Paid When Bill Clinton Was President, If Only They Could Have The Same Economy They Had When Bill Clinton Was President.

We Have To Say What We Believe... Whether It's Popular Or Not.