I Hated The Royal Wedding.

Each Year Of Life Brings Us Nearer To Our Decline, But I Will Continue To Seek A Listener Until I'm Dead In A Ditch.

Life Would Be So Colourful If Only I Had A Drink Problem.

I Still Prefer Horses To Human Beings.

Artists Aren't Really People. And I'm Actually 40 Per Cent Papier Mache.

Yes I Have Had A Tan, Actually. I Went To Los Angeles And Got One There, But It Didn't Make It Back To Britain. You're Not Allowed To Come Through Customs With A Tan.