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One Of The Most Rebellious Things A Woman Can Do Is Allow People To Think She’s Mean.

Welcome To My World! I've Been Through It All, And I Often Pinch Myself To Believe My Luck. I Design Jewlery, Create Cosmetics, Perform Comedy, Act, Lecture, Write Books, Travel, Have A Fabulous Daughter, And A Phenomenal Grandson-and I Feel I'm The Luckiest Woman On The Planet.

I Like My Politicians And My Judges And My Lawyers To Be Simple. I Think If You Worry About Where Your Hemline Is You're Really Not Concentrating On The World Crisis.

I Like Colonic Irrigation Because Sometimes You Find Old Jewelry.

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.