I Hate The Idea Of Success Robbing

I Did Study Shakespeare, That Was Sort Of My Thing; I Got A Literature A-level, Which Is My Only Claim To Academic Fame.

When I Left The Beatles, I Made An Album Called Mccartney That I Played Everything On. And It Was Kind Of A Cool Experience. I Felt Like A Professor In A Laboratory, Just Crafting Stuff And Adding This, And Putting This On And Moving The Microphone, And It Was Very Homemade.

One Of Things About Beards Is That, When Men Reach A Certain Age, They'd Like To See If They Can Grow One. It's A Phenomenon I Understand Very Well. After You Get Over The Itchy Face, You Go, "oh, I Don't Have To Shave, That's Cool." And Then You Move Into The Philosophical Thing- People Say, "you Look Weird, You Have A Beard." And You Say, "no, Actually, It's Weird To Shave." Having A Beard Is Natural. When You Think About It, Shaving It Off Is Quite Weird.

The Medical Argument For Animal Testing Doesn't Stand Up. Even If It Did, I Don't Think We Should Kill Other Species. We Think We're So Much Better; I'm Not Sure We Are. I Tell People, We've Beaten Into Submission Every Animal On The Face Of The Earth, So We Are The Clear Winners Of Whatever Battle Is Going On Between The Species. Couldn't We Be Generous? I Really Do Think It's Time To Get Nice. No Need To Keep Beating Up On Them. I Think We've Got To Show That We're Kind.

Somewhere Down The Line Everyone Must Pay For Their Misdeeds.