I Hate That Alex [james] And Damon

People Say I Seem Very Negative About New Music - Well, If Somebody Asks Me What I Think Of Keane, I'll Tell 'em. I Don't Like 'em. I'll Obviously Take It A Step Too Far And Grossly Insult The Keyboard Player's Mam Or Summat, But I'm Afraid That's Just Me.

Tony Blair Is A Brilliant Politician. Unfortunately, His Legacy Is Entwined With George W. Bush Because Of Iraq.

I Hate Mourinho. He's A Fool.

The Charts Are Only Relevant When You're Top Of Them!

I'm Not Sure About This Live 8 Thing. Correct Me If I Am Wrong, But Are They Hoping That One Of These Guys From The G8 Is On A Quick 15-minute Break At Gleneagles And Sees Annie Lennox Singing "sweet Dreams" And Thinks: "f... Me, She Might Have A Point There, You Know." It's Not Going To F... Happen, Is It? Keane Doing "somewhere Only We Know" And Some Japanese Businessman Going: "aw, Look At Him...we Should Really F... Drop That Debt, You Know." It's Not Going To Happen, Is It?