I Hate Seeing People That Look Like

Do You Have Any Greek In You? That Was Just A Tactful Way Of Asking If You're Pregnant. If You're Not, Then Let's Break Up.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

I Still Like Paper Books. Like, Book Is A Flammable Object. After You Read It, You Could Use It To Get Warm. Or It Could Become A Pile Of Napkins.

Our Times, A Brief History: As Televisions Became Flatter, People Became Rounder.

A Musical Is The Same As A Burlap Sack, I Would Not Want To Be In Either