I Hate Puppets So Much. I Dream

So We're Considering Doing A New Christmas Album, Because There's Been Christmas Episodes Since Then, And Maybe Finally Do The Version Of 'the Most Offensive Song Ever' With Lyrics Intact.

When You Sit Down And Write A Song, You Kind Of Have The Idea For The Song, And You Sit There At The Piano And You Kinda Just Write It. And Then Of Course Later There's Some Dinking Around With It And Changing Some Stuff. But There's This Thing That Happens When The Song First Comes Out, That Sort Of Magic When It First Comes Out Of The Ether, And You Can't Even Really Explain Where It Comes From. That Happens So Much With Music, And People Understand That With Music. But I Really Think That A Lot Of Movie And Tv Should Be The Same Way.

I Bought A House For My Mom, I Bought A House For My Dad, I Bought A House For My Sister.

The Story Of Jesus Makes No Sense To Me. God Sent His Only Son. Why Could God Only Have One Son And Why Would He Have To Die? It's Just Bad Writing, Really. And It's Really Terrible In About The Second Act.

I Try Not To Tune In To Politics Until It's Two Or Three Months Before The Election. Till Then, It's Like Watching Preseason Football.