I Hate Having Long Hair. It's Like

This Is Possibly The Most Shameful Situation I've Ever Gotten Myself In In My Life, And I've Done Some Pretty Dumb Things In My Life. So To Actually Make A New No. 1 Is Spectacularly Stupid.

I Don't Make Demands. I Don't Tell You How It Should Be. I'll Give You Options, And It's Up To You To Select Or Throw 'em Away. That Should Be The Headline: If You're Insecure, Don't Call.

I'd Move To Los Angeles If New Zealand And Australia Were Swallowed Up By A Tidal Wave, If There Was A Bubonic Plague In England And If The Continent Of Africa Disappeared From Some Martian Attack.

On Sharon Stone (quick And The Dead): 'she Was Instrumental About Me Getting My First American Job. Absolutely, Without Her Support, It Would Not Have Happened. At The Same Time, However, Was It Really About Me Or Her Wanting To Flex Her Producerial Muscles? I Don't Want To Sound Ungallant About The Situation. But I Didn't Find That In Working With Her, That We Clicked On Any Other Level.

Nobody Wants Zealotry In A Police Force, You Know? You Do Want To Know That The Guy Who's Got That Badge, Is Confident Enough To Judge A Certain Level Of Benign Corruption. Like A Man Steals Some Food To Feed His Starving Children.