I Hate Academic Mysteries. As Soon As

I Don't Like To Read Nonfiction. To Me, Fact Is Something I Can Look Up.

Television Turned Out To Be Exactly As Bad As The Most Irritating And Pedantic Intellectuals Of The '50s Said It Was Going To Be.

Your Responsibility As A Parent Is Never Great As The Case Is With The Mother.

Children Are Much Less Annoying [than Adults] And They Never Start Trends.

I Used To Rent A House In Princeton, New Jersey, And Whenever People Came To Visit Me, I Would Drive Them Past Albert Einstein's House, Which Is The Most Ordinary House In Princeton - A House, Let Me Assure You, That Now A Salesman Wouldn't Live In. I'd Always Say, "that Was Albert Einstein's House." And They'd Say, "what Do You Mean? Why Would Albert Einstein Live In A Little House Like That?" And I'd Always Say To People, "because He Didn't Care!"