Women Need A Reason To Have Sex,

Those Are All Real Things That I Experienced, Not With [my Daughters] Growing Up But With The, You Know - I'm Trying Not To Step Into Something And Get A Call, "dad Why'd You Say That?"! But We'd Go To Games [where Score Wasn't Kept], And I'd Get It, But I Wouldn't Get It, Because I Think There's A Real Value In Winners And Losers, In Not Everybody Getting A Trophy - It Makes You Work Hard, You Appreciate What It Takes, To Say, "why Didn't We Win?" You Shouldn't Be Condemned For Losing.

I'm Comfortable Being Old... Being Black... Being Jewish.

Well, The Way Things Are Going, Aside From Wheat And Auto Parts, America's Biggest Export Is Now The Oscar.

When We Had The Girls, My Daughter Jenny Gave Us Like A Bible From My Daughter Of, "don't Feed Them This; Don't Feed Them That, If She Says This, Don't Say That," It Was Crazy!

By The Time A Man Is Wise Enough To Watch His Step, He's Too Old To Go Anywhere.