I Had Much More Fun Criticizing Than

Boredom Is The Deadliest Poison.

I Find It Easier To Believe In God Than To Believe Hamlet Was Deduced From The Molecular Structure Of A Mutton Chop.

The Academic Community Has In It The Biggest Concentration Of Alarmists, Cranks And Extremists This Side Of The Giggle House.

Earlier This Month The State Department Gave The Umpteenth Performance Of Its Popular Play, Please Tread On Me, With Ceylon As Guest Star, And The Usual Cast.

They Told Me If I Voted For Goldwater, He Would Get Us Into A War In Vietnam. Well, I Voted For Goldwater And That's What Happened.