I Had Long Hair Since I Was

Nickelback Walks Into A Bar...there's No Punchline Because Ruining Music Isn't Funny.

We Only Do What Feels Right. If Something Feels Forced Or Contrived, Then We Pull Back. We Remain The Foo Fighters.

I Once Received A Cape That Was Made From The Little Purple Bags That Crown Royal Whisky Comes In.

When There's So Much Left To Do, Why Spend Your Time Focusing On Things You've Already Done, Counting Trophies Or Telling Stories About The Good Old Days?

There's Something About Pulling Out A Real Tape From A Shelf And Looking At It And Knowing That 'everlong' Is On It, Or 'best Of You' Is On It, And It's Really Special.