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In The Past I've Been Hard On The Vegans. I've Called Them Prius-driving Fascists, But Now I Am One Of Them. I Have Been Turned To The Dark Side.

I Think Comedy As An Art Involves The Audience As A Participant As Much As Is Involves The Artist.

I'm So Excited About The New Ipad, I Just Ipeed My Ipants.

Don't Ever Rope Me In As A Late-night Talk Show Host. I Don't Want To Be One.

It Turns Out That Speeding Irresponsibly In A Large Truck, Placing Personal Wealth Ahead Of The Welfare Of Others, Is One Of The Greatest Sins In The Universe.