I Guess High Verbal Skills Are Highest

It's Hard To Date Once You're A Big Star Wars Star Because You Don't Want To Give People The Ability To Say, "i Had Sex With Princess Leia."

Females Get Hired Along Procreative Lines. After 40, We're Kind Of Cooked.

The Parrots Are Great. They Do Something I Refer To As "the Phone Call From Venus." They Repeat All My Phone Conversations. It Can Very Annoying - Like Having A Lot Of Children In The House Screaming.

This Actress Named Lisa Eilbacher. I Was Up For The Part In Shampoo And Friends Of Mine Kept Telling Me She Was Going Around Saying All These Bad Things About Me. It's Like We're Still In The Sixth Grade Sometimes.

I Am Mentally Ill. I Can Say That. I Am Not Ashamed Of That. I Survived That, I'm Still Surviving It, But Bring It On. Better Me Than You.