I Grew Up In Chicago, And There

Ninety-nine Percent Of People Now Call Me The Hoff - And It's Out Of Respect.

I Started Training For Musicals Since I Was A Boy.

The Problem With Me Is That Nothing Embarrasses Me. Everything I've Done Ends Up Working In My Favor. Even When I Make Mistakes And People Exploit My Mistakes On Television Or On The Internet, And They Use It To Make Fun Of Me, It's Just Kind Of Working In My Favor At The End. It's Really Strange.

I've Got Taste, It's Inbred In Me.

If You Stand Still Long Enough, You'll Get Stuck.