I Gravitate Towards Sort Of Broken Characters

I Never Really Thought Of Myself As A Physical Comedian. But When I Was A Kid, I Used To, You Know, Pretend To Trip Over Things To Make Girls Laugh In School And Stuff Like That. So I Kind Of Learned How To Fall Without Hurting Yourself.

I Was Like: I'm Going To Ask Her [julia Roberts] Out But I'm Going To Be Very Nervous About It. Then She Said Yes, I Got Even More Nervous.

A Lot Of People Think That Addiction Is A Choice. A Lot Of People Think It's A Matter Of Will. That Has Not Been My Experience. I Don't Find It To Have Anything To Do With Strength.

Women Always Think That I'm Chandler, So If I Don't Joke Around For Half An Hour They Think That Something's Wrong. Then I Explain That I Don't Have Comedy Writers Scripting Everything I'm Saying At This Particular Dinner.

I Have Never Really Lived With Anyone In My Adult Years. I Just Read My Sports Ticker. And 50 Shades Of Grey.