I Got To Play With Nintendo's Wii,

I Try To Have Sex As Much As I Can.

The Word 'geek' Today Does Not Mean What It Used To Mean. A Geek Isn't The Skinny Kid With A Pocket Protector And Acne. There Can Be Computer Geeks, Video Game Geeks, Car Geeks, Military Geeks, And Sports Geeks. Being A Geek Just Means That You're Passionate About Something.

For 'iron Man' I Had To Improv With Robert Downey Jr., Which Is Like Going Up Against Lebron In Basketball. At One Point He Stopped And Said, 'can We Give A Round Of Applause To Olivia, Because She's Rocking It Right Now.'

I Literally Hate Working Out.

How Many Of You Have Had A Crush On A Teacher? I Mean, Remember That Physics Professor? Law One Is So Steamy, I'm Getting Worked Up Just Thinking About It: Every Object In A State Of Uniform Motion Tends To Remain In That State Of Motion Unless An External Force Is Applied To It. Mee-yow.