I Got The Part [in The Shampoo].

If My Life Wasn't Funny It Would Just Be True, And That Is Unacceptable.

I Shot Through My Twenties Like A Luminous Thread Through A Dark Needle, Blazing Toward My Destination: Nowhere.

I Think Of My Body As A Side Effect Of My Mind. Like A Thought I Had Once That Manifested Itself-- Oops! Oh No! Manifested. Look At This. Now We Have To Buy Clothes And Everything.

Meg Ryan Was Nice [ In When Harry Met Sally] ... The Writing Was Good ... But It Was Really Kind Of A Boy's Club, I Mean, There Was Bruno Kirby, Rob Reiner, Billy Crystal - Talk About Your Testosterone Trio!

I Don't Know About Understood. I Think That Unless You Are Forced To Understand - Unless It Is An Issue Of Yours - You Wouldn't Bother To.