Colleges Are Like Old-age Homes, Except For

Wiggle 'til You're High, Wiggle 'til You're Higher, Wiggle 'til You Vomit Fire.

Although The Masters Make The Rules For The Wise Men And The Fools, I've Got Nothing, Ma, To Live Up To.

You'll Never Be Greater Than Yourself.

All The Tired Horses In The Sun How'm I Supposed To Get Any Ridin' Done? Hmm.

My Favorite Politician Was Arizona Senator Barry Goldwater, Who Reminded Me Of Tom Mix, And There Wasn't Any Way To Explain That To Anybody.