I Got Brown Sandwiches And Green Sandwiches.

I Don't Want To Restrict The Life Of A Play To A Particular Production. The Original Actors Might Leave After The First Six Months, And I Want The Play To Last 30 Or 40 Years. You Write For The Character, Not The Actor On The Stage.

I Love Living. I Have Some Problems With My Life, But Living Is The Best Thing They've Come Up With So Far.

The Body Of A Young Woman Is God's Greatest Achievement...of Course, He Could Have Built It To Last Longer But You Can't Have Everything.

I Don’t Like Writing For Comedians. I Like Writing For Actors. The Best Comedians Are The Best Actors.

I Go To See Plays All The Time, And Whenever I See Chekhov, I'm Amazed At How This Russian Play Strikes Home To Me Living 100 Years Later In New York City. I'm Drawn To Him Because Of His Way With Characters And Their Relationships With Each Other.