I Go To The Movies At Least

..she Took Pictures Of Germs, Viruses, And People Reacting To Germs And Viruses. On Weekends, For Extra Money, She Photographed Weddings, Which Really Wasn't That Much Of A Stretch

The Greeks Had Invented Democracy, Built The Acropolis And Called It A Day.

Often I'd Take Out My Magnifying Glass And Stare Into The Chaos That Was Her Face.

Like Any Normal Fifth Grader, I Preferred My Villains To Be Evil And Stay That Way, To Act Like Dracula Rather Than Frankenstein's Monster, Who Ruined Everything By Handing That Peasant Girl A Flower. He Sort Of Made Up For It By Drowning Her A Few Minutes Later, But, Still, You Couldn't Look At Him The Same Way Again.

If You Aren't Cute, You May As Well Be Clever.