I Get Up At An Unholy Hour

I've Looked At The World For Quite A Few Years Now And I've Found That If I Don't Laugh, I'll Probably End Up Crying." - Prince Kheldar Of Drasnia

...only In The Surrender Of The Light Could The Darkness Prevail.

My Lord, I Find Thy Face Apelike And Thy Form Misshapen. Thy Beard, Moreover, Is An Offense Against Decency, Resembling More Closely The Scabrous Fir Which Doth Decorate The Hinder Portion Of A Mongrel Dog Than A Proper Adornement For A Human Face. Is It Possible That Thy Mother, Seized By Some Wild Lechery, Did Dally At Some Time Past With A Randy Goat? -mandorallen

Listen To The Way People Talk. If Your Characters Sound Real The Rest Is Easy.

The One Of Us Who Lies The Best Will Get The Better Of The Bargain. It's A Game. A Very Exciting Game That's Played All Over The World. Good Players Got Rich, And Bad Players Don't.