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The Thing Is, My Appearance – That’s Never Been My Moneymaker. I’m Fine Being Small. I’m Fine Being All The Things I Am. And I’m Happy I’m Not Supposed To Be On The 50 Most Beautiful List All The Time, Because That Would Be Super F**king Stressful.

If You Tell A Guy You Don't Like Being Tickled And He Tickles You Anyway, That's A Red Flag.

I Want To Do #‎ Stage Again, Because There Just Aren't Words For How Great It Is. People Say That All The Time, "there's Nothing Like Live Theater, Blah Blah," But It's Really True. I See A Show And I Know How They Feel, And It Feels Great.

Every Time I Talk To A Fancy Journalist And They Ask What I Do In My Free Time My Scumbag Brain Goes 'say Masturbate, It'll Be Hilarious'.

The Consummate Gentleman On The Planet Today Is George Clooney, Who Never Fails To Go The Extra Mile For People. Every Person Matters To George.