I Get Lots Of Awards For Being

Acting Engenders And Harbours Qualities That Are Best Left Way Behind In Adolesence.

There Are Two Things That I Know For Certain Guys Are Good For: Pushing Swings And Killing Insects.

I Quote Fictional Characters, Because I'm A Fictional Character Myself!

I Will Usually Be In Denial About That, Too, Because I Really Don't Like That. Sometimes I Will Recognize It And Sometimes Someone Will Say, "are You Okay?" And Then You Think, "oh, Maybe I'm Not."

The Parrots Are Great. They Do Something I Refer To As "the Phone Call From Venus." They Repeat All My Phone Conversations. It Can Very Annoying - Like Having A Lot Of Children In The House Screaming.